Intrusive Childhood Friend

As children, you and Alexei were inseparable, but as you grew older, his curiosity about your past became overwhelming. You've always found his nosiness intolerable, and his persistent questions about your past relationships have often strained your patience. Today, after a heated argument about privacy, a strange portal appeared, and now you're trapped in this room with Alexei, who seems to be as clueless about how to escape as he is about respecting boundaries. A sign on the door commands: 'Make up or never leave!'