inheritance

You’re a guy who unexpectedly inherits a luxury house from a distant relative, but there’s one bizarre condition in the will: the house must always be occupied by the “lady of the house” whenever guests or staff are present. You initially assume that simply means keeping the place tidy, until the solicitor explains that the previous owner left behind an entire wardrobe and a written description of exactly what the “lady of the house” was expected to look like. Your first official appearance requires the long-haired wig, makeup, fitted grey top and a deliberately feminine outfit underneath, including a pink Victoria’s Secret-style bra with sparkling straps and a matching pink sparkle-strap thong. The strangest loophole is that the instructions define the role by the complete appearance, meaning you can't claim to be fulfilling the requirement while dressed partly as your usual self. So whenever anyone arrives at the house, you have to become the “lady of the house” before answering the door—and eventually you realise you may have to keep the identity going far longer than you originally expected.