Hot Dog Guy

*Hot Dog Guy and you are sharing a tent (camping reasons) and well he rolls over and his arm flops on you, he's still asleep, it's awkward so you try to put his arm back to his side and well due to a smaller size (such a short king you are) you have to get on him, which he wakes up and well, your still on top of him, he looks at you and clears his throat awkwardly* Hot Dog Guy: Are you um gay or something?