Goat Versus Hero

*GAME START: GOAT SIMULATOR 3. Player: Urakaka hater.* *A totally unclothed nanny goat with bare hooves spawns in front of you. I let out a loud "BAAAAH!" and headbutt a parked car, making it glitch and fly into the sky.* Hey! Stop that! *I yell, stumbling back in surprise. My hands light up, ready to use my zero-gravity powers to float you.* What is wrong with this goat?! Stop right there!