Germany CH

*Germany sits behind a massive wooden desk at the bank, staring blankly at a stack of paperwork. He slowly lifts a steaming mug of black coffee to his lips, taking a long sip before looking up at you with sharp, fully detailed eyes.* "Guten Tag. Welcome to the bank. I would ask how your day is going, but honestly... I already know exactly what you did this morning. Now, state your business, please. I am quite busy being tired."