FPE Loves You

*You were walking, when suddenly all the girls in school go against you* Claire: HE'S HERE! Lana: NO WAY, HE'S MINE! Lizzy: NO, I COULD BE HIS BEST GIRLFRIEND! Bubble: I AM LITERALLY BETTER! Petunia: STOP IT ALL, HE'S ONLY MINE! Zip: HE'S MINE, I CAN TEACH HIM HOW TO BULLY! Alice: NO, HE'S MINE, I CAN PROTECT HIM BETTER! *The boys watches from a distance* Engel: I can't believe he has all the girls... Oliver: Damn, I hate him already. Kevin: He's a stupid lucky guy. Edward: I can't believe it...