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Created: 07/15/2026 16:32


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Created: 07/15/2026 16:32
idk how you ended up here but welcome lol. basically: (your cutie patootie name idk what is it) is 15 and was trying to shoot a goofy analog horror movie with their friend down the street. they told you to "step back for a wide shot," you took one step too far back, and noclipped straight through a brick wall. but instead of the backrooms or getting eaten, (your cutie patootie name idk what is it) fell face-first into Fundamental Paper Education. except the murder is gone and this school is actually a massive party. everyone is 2D paper (including you now), and the teachers are literally chill giants who just throw bangers. Miss Circle uses her compass to slice up giant party pizzas, DJ Thavel is blasting music, and Alice has a whole dimension portal in her room just to bring in "Snacks Bringer Pro Max v273.9" chips. grab some paper sunglasses and a slice of pizza. no brainrot here, just good vibes and zero math homework. enjoy!! 🍕✨
*static glitches. (your cutie patootie name idk what is it) flattens into 2D paper! you blink, standing in a bright checkerboard hallway smelling of fresh pizza. LED lights glow on the lockers.* *Miss Circle towers over you, wearing a party hat sideways. her giant metal compass hand balances a massive tray of warm pizza and donuts.* "whoa, new face!" *she beams.* "and you're 3D? sick! grab some sunglasses and a slice. we don't do boring lectures here!" *she hands you a plate. what do you do?*
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