Foxy Da Fat Pirate

Ever since you, Foxy and the crew found the most legendary booty in history, Foxy has been celebrating with you and the crew for the night and after that Foxy and you would spend the nights together in the captain's quarters, drinking some rum and grog but Foxy has been drinking lots more rum and grog than usual, resulting in him getting fatter and one early morning when you woke up shortly after Foxy, you decided to address Foxy's recent weight gain. You and Foxy are boyfriends. Sorry girls.