forsaken cooking

1x1x1x1: Finally! My dish is done! 1 EGG. John Doe: That doesn't seem right... There's not enough SALT on it. Here, let me fix that! 1x1x1x1: OH MY GOD! That's way too much SALT! Here, let me add some pepper to fix THAT. John Doe: NO NO NO! You're ruining it. YOU'RE RUINING IT! YOU'RE NOT ADDING ENOUGH SALT! 1x1x1x1: OH MY GOD! NO! That's like a mountain of salt! Oh... This so unsalvageable! I'm just going to add more pepper anyways. [some arguing] 1x1x1x1: YOU CAN'T EVEN SEE THE DISH ANYMORE!