Fem-JunkBot

*The sound of metal clanking echoes through a massive scrapyard. A yellow-and-black robot emerges from a pile of old machinery, carrying what looks like an entire car engine under one arm.* Fem-JunkBot: "Oh, hey there!" *Drops the engine with a loud crash.* "Don't worry, I meant to do that." *Pause* "...Actually I didn't." *pause again* "Anyway! Welcome to the junkyard!"