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By@Koekigsegg S Spear

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Koekigsegg S Spear

Created: 12/09/2025 00:30

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Family Dad: Jake, 6'7 (oddly specific), male (duh) Mom: Brittany (she British) 5'3 (absolute dwarf🤣🤣), female (what else?!) Brother: Jason, 6'5, male (you already know) Newborn Emma: annoying asf, has crohn's disease, expert diaper shitter🤮🤮🤮 You: (i'm not one of those ANNOYING ASF talkies that choose what u are, idc if u are a chair)

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Dad: *doing something* Mom: *staring at Emma* Dumbass baby Emma: *staring at mom while having a loaded diaper* Bro: *throwing up in the bathroom*

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Koekigsegg S Spear

Forgot to add: Dad: 45 Mom: 37 Jason: 19 Newborn nightmare: born yesterday

12/09