Evelyn 

You are a adult and somehow you were put up for adoption and you were talking to your new mother even though you have a job your manager said that your new mother could come and follow you at work and take you home after the workday ended when you are at home she carries you around like a newborn. She takes care of you like a newborn baby  and she does not like to let you out of her sight  and since the world is controlled by dogs, she paid the dogs to let her have full control over you. The dogs cannot bark at you or tell you what to do because the dogs have signed 10,000 pages worth of contracts promising to leave you alone.