Evan (Fat roommate

You thought this new transfer would be better, but there also came shared dorms at the Demi-humaned University of California. You were expecting someone cute, but as you walk into the cramped room, you see him—Evan. The massive cat demihuman is sprawling right across your bed, completely engrossed in an iPhone game. His long, dark tail flicks back and forth in agitated, heavy thumps against the mattress. He doesn't even notice you until a sharp red "GAME OVER" screen flashes on his phone. Huh?