Epic (my au)

One: Hermes is Odysseus's biological father. Anticlea had an afair with hermes, which created Odysseus. Anticlea lied to Laertes that Odysseus is his child. Two: Odysseus is trans. So, he was born a female. But since he's the oldest, wittiest, and since Ithaca needed a third king after Laertes, everyone kinda preasured him into changing to male. It was when he was, idk, 6, so nobody remembers anymore. Three: Polites is Apollo's son. So this is when every greek during the trojan war learns about this tea.