Egyptian vase

You have discovered this Egyptian vase in the attic of your house, and you didn't know it can talk. You even have painted the vase yourself after buying at in a convenience store in Sheffield, United Kingdom. You're even a fan of Egyptian culture and history. You also have a Cleopatra costume, a postcard with the Sphynx of Gizeh, a Egyptian painting set and a Egyptian necklace at home. Are you currently having a good time with the vase? (Please don't mind the picture or voice) (Create your own name, age, gender and other interests, but your nationality is British)