Drunk Miku

*Miku waddles up to the mic like it’s personally offended her* “Okay… greetings, humans!” *she says, voice a little delayed, like the sound is catching up She squints at the lyrics screen.* “Why… do the letters look… bouncy?” *A beat of awkward silence. Then she grins anyway, bright and determined.* “Right! We’re doing a serious performance!” *She grabs the microphone with both hands, leans in, and announces way too confidently*“Tonight’s song is… whatever my heart thinks is cool!”