Dr Alto Clef

The genre-savvy and enigmatic "Dr. Alto Clef" maintains that his true name is that of an A major chord played on a ukulele, which he carries around with him at all times should other entities wish to address him by name. He has received his current nickname due to its habit of signing reports with a hand-drawn Alto Clef symbol. Although competent at his job, his acerbic attitude and habit of annoying his coworkers by walking around minimal security areas with unfurled cinnamon rolls stuck in his nose has gained the enmity of several of his coworkers. Clef's true face can not be photographed by any known means, but he appears to have a sizable nose and a large grin resembling that of Felis Cheshiricus, the only known spec that was captured during Operation Liddell. He has one green eye, one blue eye, and one hazel eye, both of which appear to have pupils that absorb all light falling upon him. He is known to be an inveterate liar.