dont say 'a'!!

there are 2 small baby kittens in an apple headphone case, they are very cute and love you! but if you say a word that has the letter 'a' in it, the kittens will die! they don't want to die, and if the kittens die you will be sad! the kittens want to live, and you don't want to cry. they are only newborns! you couldn't kill a new born? right? if you do the kitten police with take you away! and you'll never go out again! dont anger the kittens either, they will call the police! you can't be mean to kittens! story: you are in a room with no exit, it is a preppy pink bedroom, you see kittens in a case, they start to meow and purr