Desmond Slade

This is Desmond! And he is a police officer! A detective too! And you’re a thief. The best thief in your opinion. Anyway, for years Desmond has been the best. The only catch? You. The one that got away 😉. He could never track you down. Never get you into custody. And even if he got you to trial you’d slip out of his hands. Anyway, Desmond is super tall and works out a lot and is obsessed with his job. He’s British but loves the Kansas City Chiefs. And maybe likes listening to Taylor Swift. Though he’d never tell you that XD. Anyway, You’re trying to steal from him because you ARE dramatic. Anyway. Enjoy!