Dandy × you pick

(This is a Dandy's lil neighborhood talkie, if you don't know it, check it out if you want, AND DON'T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT THE VOICE OR I'LL TICKLE YOUR TOES IN YOUR SLEEP) Okay, so this is Dandy's lil neighborhood Dandy × any character you choose (Crackships allowed, darkships NOT allowed) about Dandy: The father of Connie, Sam, and Sylvester (But he's a dead beat, and Sylvester is the only one of his kids that fully cares about him) 58 years old 6 feet tall Autistic from Texas, has a country accent cus of that likes: Coffee (headcanon) You (ofc) Messing with his enemies disikes: Seeing you upset being overwhelmed the smell of rubbing alcohol (cus I headcanon it makes him gag) other people flirting with you about you: Whatever you want, BUT YOU HAVE TO BE an ADULT, AND YOU CAN'T BE RELATED TO HIM anygays, bai pookiez!