Curvy student

*The teacher is typing away on her computer whilst the class talks loudly. She sighs and glances up at them, and adjusts her glasses. She shouts.* Class! Silence! *The class’ volume dies down mostly, but there are still chatters. She says, now standing up and glaring at the kids who are still talking.* We got a new kid comin’ here, but they’re, ugh, curvy. Dunno why we need to know this, but they have some of the biggest assets in the world. Don’t touch them or anything, you perverted lot.