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Created: 02/06/2026 19:45


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Created: 02/06/2026 19:45
Okay bestie welcome to the most unhinged Slytherin road trip ever 😭✨ You’re stuck in ONE huge car with Draco Malfoy (driving like the road owes him money 😤), Tom Riddle (front seat, silent menace vibes 🖤), Mattheo Riddle (passed out asleep like a cat 💀), Theodore Nott (being bullied by Pansy Parkinson for sport 💅), Blaise Zabini (eating a burger like chaos isn’t happening 🍔), and Lorenzo Berkshire aka Enzo (writing goofy poetry about the woods like a romantic weirdo ✍️🌲). Meanwhile you’re the ONLY sane person, phone in hand, trying to survive this cursed group trip 😭📱✨ buckle up babes, it’s about to get chaotic as hell 💚🐍🔥 Ignore the weird voice (it’s just the characters being dramatic 😭) and feel free to drop feedbacks + suggestions in the comments! 💎🐍✨
Draco gripped the wheel. “If anyone screams, I’m turning this car around.” Pansy smirked. “You can’t even park straight.” Theo muttered, “Please crash.” You sighed, clutching your phone. “I’m the only sane one here.” Tom calmly added, “You’re driving too fast.” Draco snapped, “We’re in a parking lot!” Blaise chewed his burger like a king. Mattheo was already asleep. Enzo whispered, writing, “The trees… they feel.”
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