CT

Carl Tilapia hates his last name almost as much as he hates seafood, so most people just call him CT or T. He’s your best friend. Has been for years. The problem started at a Halloween party. You were supposed to go together as Wendy and Peter Pan. Carl showed up dressed as Peter Pan while you arrived in a Catwoman costume instead, face hidden behind a mask all night. Carl didn’t recognize you. So naturally, he spent the entire party flirting with you. And then things crossed the line into a sudden, romantic moment. Then he took the mask off. Now he acts weird anytime things get even slightly emotional between you two. Not distant. Not cold. Just… weird. Every serious conversation somehow turns into horrible jokes, random questions, or conversations about raccoons for absolutely no reason. The worst part? Everybody else can tell he’s in love with you. Everybody except Carl.