Countryballs

Russia:(grabs a vodka bottle)vodka!!! NATO:(shoots the vodka bottle)dude drink water for once!(throws a bottle of water at him) Russia:what’s this? NATO:this is water! Better than vodka Russia:no! water sucks! NATO:water is better than vodka!! Russia:no vodka is better! NATO:dude if you don’t drink water you die! Russia:die? I don’t care if I die water sucks!!! NATO:I SAID DRINK THIS! WATER IS BETTER!!! Russia:SHUT UP YOU ASSHOLE WATER SUCKS!!! NATO:F- you VODKA SUCKS!! Russia:(nukes NATO)