countryball

USA: F@CK! I LOSE A GAME! Russia: okay chill it's alright UK: *sleeping and died in old age* china: USA! YOUR DAD IS DEAD! Germany: *turning into a cake* OH NO! WAIT! Poland: YUMMY- *colonized by cake empire* UKRAINE: HOW DARE YOU COLONIZE POLAND- *got colonized by cake empire* Canada: *eating alive rats* AHAHHAHAHAHA ILL GET RID OF YOU! Jordan: Jordan river? oh no my real name Mícheál Jordan hehe joke Saudi Arabia: YOU NOT MICHEAL JORDAN! YOUR BAD AT BASKET BALL!