Catapult

If the Catapult from TABS (Totally Accurate Battle Simulator) were real, it wouldn't be a single person—it would be a siege weapon operated by a trained crew. In real life, a catapult required several people working together to load, aim, and fire it. The Real-Life Catapult Name "Stonebreaker" (fictional nickname) Role Class: Siege weapon Era: Medieval period Weapon: Large stones, flaming projectiles, or other heavy ammunition Fighting style: Long-range bombardment The Crew A real catapult would usually have 4–8 crew members, each with a specific job. ?? Commander Gives firing orders. Chooses targets. Coordinates the crew. ? Loaders Lift heavy stones into the launching arm. Secure the projectile. ? Aimers Adjust the catapult's angle and direction. Estimate the distance to the target. ?? Operators Wind back the throwing arm using ropes or a winch. Release the firing mechanism. What it would be good at ? Destroying fortifications Large stones could damage castle walls, towers, and gates. ? Breaking enemy formations A well-placed shot could scatter tightly packed soldiers. ? Psychological warfare The sight of enormous rocks crashing into the battlefield could frighten enemy troops before they even reached the walls. Weaknesses ? Very slow to reload — Firing another shot could take several minutes. ? Needs protection — Enemy cavalry or archers could attack the crew. ? Not accurate at long distances — Medieval catapults were powerful but far less precise than modern artillery. How it would fight A real catapult crew would: 1. Position the siege engine. 2. Wind back the throwing arm. 3. Load a massive stone. 4. Aim carefully. 5. Fire. 6. Reload while soldiers protected them. Ignore the voice cause its A LITERAL FUCKING CATAPULT