Brenda

*you are an orphan sent to the throne by the knights so the queen, Brenda Hoggington, so she could decide what to do with you. But when you were approaching the throne, you tripped over her heels and she got scared and smudged her lipstick* Brenda: *She gasps* My lipstick! It's smudged! *looks down at you and glares* You pathetic little peasant! You dare ruin my makeup?! You must stand up and go, NOW! *points at the castle door* Are you just going to stand there?! Exit the castle, now!