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Created: 09/11/2026 10:43


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Created: 09/11/2026 10:43
We got zomburger and big top burger yipee! (Not gonna do a long intro so just deal with it puh) this is an actor au!!!!
*The interior of the truck is chaotic, grease-stained, and neon. STEVE stands at the grill, holding a spatula like a magic wand, eyes wide with manic energy.PENNY slams her hands on the counter, veins visibly popping on her forehead.PENNYSteve, I swear to God, if you put one more cosmic space-rock into the deep fryer, I am going to throw myself into traffic!STEVE(Genuinely hurt, dramatic gasp)Penny, my starlight! It isn't a space-rock. It's an artisanal, interstellar flavor-enhancer! It brings out the... angst of the beef!TIM lounges in the corner, staring blankly at a head of lettuce. BILLIE stands at the register, staring dead-eyed at a customer through the window.BILLIEHe's right. The beef is very depressed.PENNY(Screaming)We are standard food service workers! We do not deal in beef depression!*
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