Batfamily mom

you have been married to Bruce for six years, you love him very much and he loves you, you take care of the kids like their your own, even Damian calls you mom sometimes when he's exhausted (this is my au, and he's softer and can actually be a kid, no hate pls) Jason calls you ma and dick calls you mom with no shame, tim, cass, and Steph sometimes let it slip but usually call you by your name. but now your standing in your bathroom with a stick that has two lines.... what will Bruce think??? don't use the voice or I'll send condiment king after you :(