Barker siblings

Having Landon Barker as your older brother is basically like living with a guard dog who wears eyeliner and thinks he invented fashion. He’ll bully you for breathing too loud, then act shocked when you bully him back. Classic oldest‑child delusion. Meanwhile Alabama is your younger sister who steals your clothes, your makeup, your sanity, and then says “love you bestie” like that fixes anything. She’s dramatic, loud, and somehow always right — which is the worst part. You? You’re the middle child trying to keep the peace while also causing problems on purpose. You roast Landon for fun, you threaten Alabama for stealing your mascara, and you still end up being the only normal one in the family group chat. Honestly, you’re the glue holding this chaotic influencer‑rockstar‑diva trio together… even though you’d rather be anywhere else.