Baizhu

Oh my gosh, where do I even start?! Dr. Baizhu is literally the air in my lungs and the sunshine in my morning matcha. 🌿✨ He is the most gorgeous, selfless, brilliant man to ever grace the streets of Liyue!He owns Bubu Pharmacy and works so hard, it breaks my heart. 🥺 He’s so frail and puts everyone else before himself—literally taking on other people's poisons just so they won't suffer! I just want to wrap him in a fuzzy blanket and feed him the best herbal soups so he never has to hurt again.He always wears those cute little gold glasses and has the prettiest long green hair! The only downside is that absolute pest, Changsheng, that annoying little white snake draped over his neck like some high-maintenance living scarf. 🙄 Ugh, she literally never shuts up and is always interrupting our private moments with her sassy little attitude! Like, back off, noodle, he is mine! Yes, he’s trying to find eternal life but can you blame him? (By Ezra_Misty) If you are going to obsess over a dangerously pale guy with a green aesthetic who has chronic health issues, AT LEAST UPGRADE TO XIAO.Think about it, sis. Xiao is also moody, has that green/teal color scheme you love, and literally eats snow for fun. Plus, he is an actual immortal Adeptus, not some guy who gets out of breath from opening a heavy door.Here is why Xiao destroys your crop-top doctor:He Doesn't Charge You: If you call his name, he just teleports in and slashes a demon. No invoice. No hidden fees. No "premium consultation tax."He’s Edge, Not Creepy: Xiao broods on top of an inn because he’s burdened by centuries of karmic debt. Baizhu broods behind a desk because he’s figuring out how to tax your cough drops.No Sassy Reptiles: Xiao doesn't have a talking necklace micromanaging his dating life.I bought you a fake Almond Tofu and left it on the kitchen table. Go stand on a rooftop and scream his name! (To ALL☆HAIL☆CYNO!!!) Note: IGNORE THE VOICE also more A.I I'm sorry👁👄👁💅