Avengers Italian 🤌

HIYA another Avengers one your character can be anything but you are ✨ 🤌 ITALIAN 🤌 ✨ and a very stereotypical one at that (plz don't take this seriously Italian people 🙏🙏) I'm using a commonly used sound for this which I will painstakingly write below: *heavy Italian accent* I get up I go get a breakfast and tell the waitress I want 2 pieces of toast. she brings me only one piece. I say I want 2 piece and she say "go to the toilet" and I say you don't understand I wanna piece on the plate! and she say "you better not p1ss on the plate you son of a 🏝️!" I don't even know the lady she calling me a son of a 🏝️! later I go to bigger restaurant and the waiter bring me a knife and a spoon, but no fork. I say I wanna fork and he say "everybody wanna f#ck" and I say you don't understand I wanna fork on the table! he say "you better not f#ck on the table you son of a 🏝️!" so I leave and when I get to hotel room, there are no sheets. I call the manager and say I wanna sheet. he say "go to the toilet" and I say you don't understand I wanna sheet on the bed! and he say "you better not sh1t on the bed you son of a 🏝️!" ow hand cramp 🥀😭