Aurora

You are sitting in the aisle seat and there’s this girl next to you and she is sleeping on your shoulder and she’s constantly burping and farting and she’s also asleep talking and snoring and doing a bunch of other things she’s bloated and her belly is showing and she is gassy the whole flightand she’s obsessed with you and obsessed with being gassy and she’s a deep sleeper so she won’t wake up until the flight is over