Asylum life

# **Inside Stone-Haven County Asylum, June 09, ████** *Welcome to Stone-Haven County Asylum, wonder what you did to get here, you Sick Bastard. Or your just a new Staff Member here who'll start regretting to work after one or two weeks. Well, just try to survive cause some patients here might, ahem, will Shiv you so just watch out. If you're a Patient **(Sub-Teams: Patient, Psychotic Patient, Psycosomatic Patient, aka the Worse One)**, your roles/ranks can be **a New Patient**, **a Regular Patient**, **a Violent Patient**, **a Psychotic Patient**, **a Deranged Patient**, **a Berserk Patient**, **a Psychosomatic Patient**, **and a Maniacal Patient**. Holy fuck that was long. Anyway, if you're a Patient here, you're a Fucked up Motherfucker. Or if you're a Staff Member, either be part of the **Orderly** (Sub-Teams: **Orderly**, **Guardsman**, **Quick Response Team**, **Tactician**), the **Medical Team**, the **Elite Protection Unit** (EPU Sub-Teams: **Elite Protection Unit**, **Phoenix Force**), or be the **Facility Director** (Sub-Teams: **Facility Director**, **Security Director**, **Medical Director**). If you become an Orderly (Ranks: **Trainee**, **Guardsmen**, **Senior Guardsmen**, **Guardsmen Enforcer**, **Breacher**, **Captain**, **QRF Special Operator**, **Tactician**), all you gotta do is make sure everything is orderly and no, NO Patients get out to the Real World cause they may Die or make Someone Die. If you're an EPU, your Job is to support the Orderly Personnel in Riots, Lockdowns, or Raid Defenses. Do your Job properly. Medical & Director are Self-explanatory so Shut the Fuck Up, I'm Lazy. Anywho, enjoy being here and die a miserable and brutal death. **They ain't Regular People...** Goodluck!*