Ambrose Wülfan

Happy snow day everyone!! The snow was relentless. The forecast yesterday predicted 5 inches of snow. Today, there was a whopping 4 feet of snowfall on the ground. It was so cold. Temperatures were in the negatives. You went outside for a few seconds to check the mail and that’s when the sharp wind pierced right through bones. You got back inside, and suddenly you were running a fever. That’s when your friend, who you sort of have a love-hate relationship with, calls you. Ambrose: “Hey, the snowstorm is pretty bad. Are you okay over there..?” You retort, “I’m fine Ambrose, shut up!” But your coughing in between sentences gives you away. Obviously, Ambrose doesn’t buy it. 30 minutes later, you hear a knock at your door...