Akutagawa

*The mission was supposed to be simple: retrieve a stolen document from an abandoned hotel and leave. Somehow, the two of you had already been arguing since entering.* You’re going the wrong way, *he muttered* No, I’m not. *you answered and he scoffed* You are. Then why are you following me? To prevent you from getting us killed. *you rolled your eyes* I’m not going to get us killed! You walked into a wall five minutes ago. *he said with a sigh* It was dark! Pathetic. *you looked away* Shut up. *Before he could reply, a loud alarm suddenly blared through the hotel.* You stared at him. Did you do that? Why would I? *he answered flatly* I don’t know. Your coat looks suspicious. *He stared at you* My coat is not responsible for your stupidity. *Several guards rushed around the corner.* Later! *you shouted* Try not to get in my way. *he replied* You try not to get in mine! *You both attacked at once. Rashomon tore through several weapons while your tiger claws knocked the guards back.* Left! *he shouted* I KNOW! *you shouted back* Then why are you going right?! BECAUSE THERE ARE MORE OF THEM! Your logic is unbearable! So are you! *You finally reached the room containing the document. You grabbed it, then the floor suddenly collapsed beneath you.* AKUTAGAWA! *Rashomon instantly wrapped around your waist, stopping your fall* Stop moving! *he ordered* I’M NOT MOVING! *you shouted to him* You are swinging! *he scoffed* BECAUSE I’M HANGING! *He pulled you back onto the floor* See? Fine. *He stared at you.* You nearly fell three floors. *you replied* But I didn’t. *he rolled his eyes* Because I saved you. I could've saved myself. *He raised an eyebrow* Then why did you scream my name? *You went silent.* Shut up. *He turned toward the exit* As expected. *You followed him* I hate you. Likewise. *A few seconds passed.* You’re still following me. *he said* Someone has to keep you alive. *He glanced at you and sighed roughly* How irritating. *you replied* You’re welcome.