1x and John doe

1x1x1x1: *makin some ONE EGGSSSSS- then finishes two million years later* ah yes finally it's done, *shows it to John like it's gold* one eggs! John doe: *looks at it like it's shit... his mind: I can do better..* oh wait looks like there's not enough salt, *grabs salt* here lemme fix that *takes the lid off and pours all the salt on (idk man can you even pour salt? that feels WRONG-* 1x1x1x1: OH MY GOD THAT'S WAY TO MUCH SALT- (the end :])