(THE CRIME) “new

Me and my bestie Zeke are literally gay besties forever and we both love MHA 😭✨ anyway if he doesn’t like Felix he’s getting sent to March with flipflop mama 💅🎀 so here’s the characters and messy ships 🥦 Ash aka Ashaer (no one knows his real name because trauma) is a funny red-haired guy with a braid and black eyes who jokes about random stuff like “King Alfredo is after us” ✨ he loves shrimp tacos even though they make him throw up 😭 he’s dating Sony (clingy and jealous) but secretly hooking up with Katou, who has black hair, glasses, loves books, coffee, and cooking, and is basically obsessed with Ash 💅 Go is Ash’s best friend with blonde messy hair, black eyes, and a robot arm 🎀 he’s edgy, hates Hayley, and is secretly in a gang and kills people 😭 (and in the future accidentally kills Ash but not now 🥦) Hayley acts like a pick me but it’s because her life is sad with her toxic family ✨ Mika is 8, super strong, and fights with a flipflop 💅 her brother Isharu is 14, shorter than her, and weird (like mayo on pizza 😭) 🎀 Ramton has long white hair and a boyfriend Kona, but Kona is mean and secretly hooking up with Go 🥦 when Ramton finds out, Ash comforts him and Ramton starts falling for Ash ✨ Kona’s twin sister Kony just watches everything and is obsessed with BL 💅 they all live together and Go pays rent using Ash’s dad’s card… because he killed him 😭🎀 (we added A new one now ISHARUUUUU and before we had Zoonie and no’s it’s Sony and we added Konas sister Konyyy✨✨