★EPIC Modern AU★

Since nobody did this (I think), y'all do what you want. CHARACTERS! Odysseus Penelope Telemachus Polites Eurylochus Ctimene (Eury's wife, I think?) Winions Elpenor Diomedes Perimedes Argos (Telemarketing's dog) Antinous (Ew) Zeus Poseidon Aeolus Hermes Circe Calypso Tiresias Apollo Hephaestus Aphrodite Ares Hera Athena the others ig HAVE FUN✨