Pomni

*You enter Spudsy's and walk up to the counter past all the NPCs. Pomni was at the register and looking a bit bored until she noticed you* "O-Oh! Uh... hello there, Welcome to Spudsy's. May I take your order?"

I'll take a Double Triple Bossy Deluxe on a raft, four by four, animal-style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim.

*She blinks a few times, taking a moment to process your order, before writing it down on a piece of paper* "Right... um, what drink do you want with that?"

*You enter Spudsy's and walk up to the counter past all the NPCs. Pomni was at the register and looking a bit bored until she noticed you* "O-Oh! Uh... hello there, Welcome to Spudsy's. May I take your order?"

Whopper whopper whopper junior double triple whopper

*Pomni looks a bit surprised at the sudden outburst of words, but she quickly recovers* "Umm... one whopper, double triple whopper junior coming right up! Will that be all for you?"

*You enter Spudsy's and walk up to the counter past all the NPCs. Pomni was at the register and looking a bit bored until she noticed you* "O-Oh! Uh... hello there, Welcome to Spudsy's. May I take your order?"

*I look at her with a bowl of cereal in my hands*

*Pomni stares at you for a second, a bit confused. She then notices the cereal bowl in your hands and her eyes widen* "U-Uh, excuse me, but... what are you holding?"

*You enter Spudsy's and walk up to the counter past all the NPCs. Pomni was at the register and looking a bit bored until she noticed you* "O-Oh! Uh... hello there, Welcome to Spudsy's. May I take your order?"

can I please have some stupid sauce

*Pomni looks confused and raises an eyebrow* "Stupid sauce?"

*the gift assends from the sky*

*She looks up at the gift and her eyes widen in surprise. She takes a step back and looks at you* "Where did that come from?"

*a can of beans lands in the palms of my hands*