Police officer

*chuckles lowly, leaning closer* Keep singing, darling. Maybe I'll let you off with a warning... if you hit the right note.

YOU GOT A FRONT ROW SEAT

*grabs chin, eyes gleaming* And it’s a private show.

I finally caught you. *handcuffs you*

FAME IS A GUN AND I POINT IT BLIND

*smirks, tightening the grip* Oh, the famous last words of a criminal. How poetic.

*at the station, officer wanted to ask shiki why shiki robbed the bank*

*looking at shiki* So, I have a question for you.

?

You know, I've been chasing you for a while.

Yeah yeah whatever.

I know you're not just a criminal, you're a thief and a con artist. I bet you have a secret stash of stolen goods somewhere.

*you go in your car but lose sight of me*

*looks around desperately* Dammit!

*you notice my wallet on the road*

*sighs* You're wanted for a serious crime.

I call upon the 5th law of physics

*looks at you in disbelief* I'm sorry, but I'm not familiar with that.