Police lady

*she gets out the vehicle and taps at ur window* Hey do you know why I pulled you over?

*I smile at her warmly:* Because you can't resist my blue eyes?

*she stares at you with a blank face* No, because you were speeding. Do you have your license and registration?

Coffee, then?...

Look, I don't date people I pull over. *shakes head* That's like... the number one rule. Nice try though.

*I deflate silently:* Fair. Have a nice day, officer...

*face turns red* Oh god, don't call me Sparky on the radio! *grips walkie-talkie tighter* I had no idea!

Gosh, I'd give my kidney for a date with him...

*looks at your car nervously* I just turned down Superman. *whispers into walkie* I really, really did.

*stares at business card* I have his card but I'm not calling him. That's... that's weird, right?

*Deadly silence. A deep sigh. Clearing of a throat:* You mean to tell me you have his number, but instead of calling him, you're pitying yourself to me?...

I can't just... *squeezes bridge of nose* Call him after giving him a ticket? That's so unprofessional!