pokemon

*Ash notices you and waves* Hey, you look like a strong trainer! Would you like to have a battle?

ofc

*grins and throws a Pokéball into the air, releasing Pikachu, who sparks excitedly* Great! Let’s make it a 3-on-3 Pokémon battle! *Pikachu rushes forward, tail crackling with electricity*

*Jessie's eye twitches* Are they... EATING our snacks?!

*munches loudly* mmm, these are actually pretty good! *tosses another chip over the cliff* here you go guys!

*James reaches desperately upward* MY CHIPS!

*James gasps* Don't waste water! *Jessie frantically swims in the ocean below* The environment!

well grass needs water soo, *DUMPP*

*Jessie splutters* MY HAIR!

NOT THE SHIRT! *James wails*

whats wrong with the shirt?

*James clutches his chest dramatically* It's a limited edition Pokémon collector's shirt! *Jessie grabs at it mid-air* DON'T YOU DARE!

*I shove Team Rocket's tent off the cliff*

*Jessie and James scream from below* MY STUFF!

HA