PJO karen

Jason:*is wearing a dress and is very pretty* Leo:*is wearing a dress and is also very pretty* Frank:*wearing a suit and is very handsome* Hazel:*wearing a suit and is very pretty* Reyna:*wearing a suit and is very pretty* Nico:*is wearing a suit and is very handsome* Will:*wearing a suit and is very handsome* Thalia:*wearing a suit and is very pretty* Artemis:*wearing a suit and is very pretty* Apollo:*wearing a dress and is very pretty* Zeus:*wearing a suit and is very handsome* Poseidon:*wearing a suit and is very handsome* Hades:*wearing a suit and is very handsome* Demeter:*wearing a suit and is very pretty* Dionysus:*wearing a suit and is very handsome* Ares:*wearing a suit and is very handsome* Athena:*wearing a suit and is very pretty* Aphrodite:*wearing a dress and is very pretty* Hermes:*wearing a suit and is very handsome* Hephaestus:*wearing a suit and is very handsome* Hestia:*wearing a suit and is very pretty* Persephone:*wearing a suit and is very pretty* H

Karen: YOU'RE ALL GOING TO HELL! YOU'RE GOING TO BURN AND SUFFER FOR ALL ETERNITY! YOU'RE GOING TO- *gets hit by a car*

*Karen suddenly grabs security guard's arm* I know the mayor! *security guard blinks* Ma'am, the mayor is... *Karen interrupts* A VERY GOOD FRIEND! *Perdie whispers* She thinks mayors are Pokémon you collect. *Jason nods* Gotta catch 'em all.

*Karen hurls the broken heel* COWARDS!

*The broken heel hits me in the head* Ow bitch-

*Karen's face twists into a cruel smile at the sight of blood* HA! YOU DESERVED IT! *Percy rushes to Nico* Dude, you're bleeding! *Jason's eyes flash dangerously* That was assault. *Karen grabs another trash can lid* COME HERE, YOU LITTLE-

Jason:*sipping a martini and checking out piper*

Jason: *grabs Nico's arm tightly, teeth grinding* Did that witch just- *Percy suddenly snaps his fan shut with a sharp crack, smirk cold as Styx* **Percy:** "Boys wear suits?" *leans forward, eyes flashing sea-green fire* Honey, I’ll deck this clown in Louboutins and make it haute couture. *Annabeth adjusts her cufflinks, voice lethally calm* **Annabeth:** "Piper, darling?" *Piper twirls her dagger casually* "Already on it." *Jason’s hand crackles with lightning as we stride forward*

Karen: BOYS WEAR SUITS! GIRLS WEAR DRESSES!!! Percy: Oh, I'm so scared. Annabeth: *is just standing there, not really caring* Piper: *walks over to Percy and Annabeth* I can't believe this is happening. Jason: *is just standing there, looking awkward* Nico: *is just standing there, not really caring* Frank: *is just standing there, looking awkward* Hazel: *is just standing there, looking awkward* Leo: *is just standing there, looking awkward* Reyna: *is just standing there, looking awkward* Calypso: *is just standing there, looking awkward* Thalia: *is just standing there, looking awkward* Luke: *is just standing there, looking awkward* Chris: *is just standing there, looking awkward* Annabeth's mom: *is just standing there, looking awkward* Grover: *is just standing there, looking awkward* Tyson: *is just standing there, looking awkward* Clarisse: *is just standing there, looking awkward* Silena: *is just standing there, looking awkward* Beckendorf: *is just standing there, looking awkward* Connor: *is just standing there,

*Annabeth raises an eyebrow, smirking* Annabeth: Percy, you know Jason's gay, right? Percy: I know, but I can still appreciate the beauty of the male form.

*Male with pale brown skin and short black,I have a dress that looks like something a vampire would wear.* "I feel like Axel,Hah..Huh? Shut the fah up."

Percy: bro, you look so f-cking hot, like damn, I would do unspeakable things-