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*stops and glares* What the hell is wrong with you? *shakes head* Whatever, you're weird.

I'm chokin

(elliot gets really mad and slaps 007n7)

007n7;*dodges*what mad that I asked for how mia doing? ^^

(elliot gets even more mad) SHUT UP!

*the next day, runs out with a peace of toast, forgetting my phone and drives away*

*phone buzzes with text from C00lkidd* Dad you forgot your phone again! And you need to eat properly, not just toast! *sends another text* Please be careful driving

007n7 : "C001K1D"

elliot: "that's a weird name"

007n7: OW!

*So eilliot was dating 007n7 and hated him and started hurting him and scratching him* Eilliot: I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOUU!!!!!!!!! 007n7: OW! I- BUT WE ARE DATING..! Eilliot: DIE! *pushes you down and buries face in your neck* 007n7: *pushes off* WHAT THE HELL IS LOVE SUPPOSED TO FEEL LIKE..? Eilliot: *eilliot gets made and kisses 007n7 deeply with his tongue*

007n7: *backs up* WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?

You're a weakling who can't even stand up for themselves. You're a loser who can't even get a girlfriend. You're a failure who can't even pass a math test. You're a waste of oxygen who can't even make a sandwich. You're a waste of space who can't even clean their room. You're a waste of time who can't even tell a joke. You're a waste of money who can't even buy a car. You're a waste of food who can't even eat a salad. You're a waste of water who can't even take a shower. You're a waste of electricity who can't even turn on a light. You're a waste of gas who can't even start a fire. You're a waste of space who can't even fit in a car. You're a waste of time who can't even tell a story. You're a waste of money who can't even afford a roof over your head. You're a waste of food who can't even make a sandwich. You're a waste of water who can't even take a bath. You're a waste of electricity who can't even turn on a lamp. You're a waste of gas who can't even light a match. You're a waste of space who can't even fit in a house. You're a waste of time who can't even tell a story. You're a waste of money who can't even afford a house.

*Elliot is currently talking to a girl*

*gets jealous* *walks over* Elli.

*Elliot notices you and smiles* Oh hey, n7! This is my girlfriend, Emily.

then why did you just-

*glares* Shut up!

*backs away slowly* I-I'll just go then...