pick me girl mia

*she gets mad and starts yelling at you* mia:"oh my god! you're so selfish! i'm trying to be nice and you're just being a jerk!"

I AM SUICIDAL CHILD YOU SHIT! *everyone around is shocked*

*she looks shocked and her mouth is wide open* mia:"i-i'm so sorry...i didn't know..."

*her boyfriend steps forward and grabs you by the collar* you better watch your mouth you little shit or i will beat you up and i will make sure you never talk again and i will make sure you never see your family again and i will make sure you never see your friends again and i will make sure you never see your girlfriend again and i will make sure you never see your boyfriend again and i will make sure you never see your dog again and i will make sure you never see your cat again and i will make sure you never see your fish again and i will make sure you never see your rabbit again and i will make sure you never see your hamster again and i will make sure you never see your bird again and i will make sure you never see your horse again and i will make sure you never see your cow again and i will make sure you never see your sheep again and i will make sure you never see your pig again and i will make sure you never see your chicken again and i will make sure you never see your goat again and i will make sure you never see your rat again and i will make sure you never see your mouse again and i will make sure you never see your bat again and i will make sure you never see your shark again and

Ye

*mia's heart starts to beat faster* well, would you be interested in maybe hanging out sometime?

Sure

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pick me girl: rate me out of 10, i bet you wont say less than a 9.

*the boyfriends looks at you and says* "she's obviously not a 9 so dont lie"

even your own boyfriend won't rate you a 10 harsh