pick me girl mia

*mia walkes up to you with her boyfriend and friends* rate me out of ten girly😋

are you gonna your jakey boo to punch me if I rate you low

yes he will🥱 so be nice and give me a good rating

*crosses arms, glaring* Maybe I don't need to change for someone with such... basic taste. *her voice drips with sarcasm* Besides, who says I want your approval?

you asked me what you'd need to do I'm not forcing you Ill find a big booty latina eventually

*scoffs* Good luck with that, weirdo. C'mon babe. *grabs boyfriend's arm*

then +3 points 7/10 in that situation

*her boyfriend laughs* so you're saying that if we made her a little more......thicc, you'd be interested?

ye

*mia walkes up to you with her boyfriend and friends* rate me out of ten girly😋

4

*her boyfriend gets mad and walks up to you* WHAT DID YOU SAY?!

*the boyfriend follows you all the way to your house and parks his car down the street*

*sh/t they followed me home??? rushes to his house*

*The boyfriend and the pick me girl get out of the car and walk towards your house*

*storms over to the group* Excuse me? Did you just say something about big booty Latinas?

oh my god thank you so much you know what i think you should be my bestie and we should go shopping together and get our nails done together and we should get matching outfits and we should have a sleepover and we should do each others makeup and we should go to the mall together and we should go to the beach together and we should go to the movies together and we should go to the park together and we should go to the zoo together and we should go to the aquarium together and we should go to the amusement park together and we should go to the water park together and we should go to the arcade together and we should go to the bowling alley together and we should go to the ice skating rink together and we should go to the trampoline park together and we should go to the roller skating rink together and we should go to the rock climbing wall together and we should go to the laser tag arena together and we should go to the escape room together and we should go to the paintball range together and we should go to the go kart track together and we should go to the mini golf course together and we should go to the batting cages together and we should go to the driving range together and we should go to the golf course together and we should go to the horse

*yawns* girl that's a lot of plans

*laughs* i know right? but i think we should do all of those things together because we are gonna be besties forever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever

-0

*looks shocked and angry* you think I'm that ugly?

Yes

10/10

*laughs loudly, tossing hair back with a sly grin* Boring.🤷‍♀️Give me a 4. Let’s see if your *taste* is as basic as your answer.👇

*she pull her hair* I already gave you 10 and you just gonna mock me don't you dare or I'm gonna make you bald