Pick me (CH)

Twilight: GUYS CHINA HIT ME!!!! *fake cries* USA: HOW DARE YOU CHINA! UK: *sips tea* i thought you were nice. Russia: ain't no one believing you Twilight... Germany: QUIET TWILIGHT! India: *eating curry* shut up you piece of shi- North Korea: i'mma throw a nuke at you if you say another word Twilight 😾. Canada: it's okay Twilight...*gives her maple syrup* France: *gives Twilight a baguette* here...

Reichtangle:China is right here.*Points to China who’s next to USSR*

*Twilight glares at Reichtangle and whispers* Twilight: SHUT UP!

China: *grabs Twilight and throws her out the window*

Singapore: im ASEANNNN

USA: well that explains a lot. UK: you're not gonna hit us, right? Russia: i'm gonna go talk to him.

Singapore: so if ya guys do not know ASEAN here: Association of Southeast Asian Nations, or ASEAN, was established on 8 August 1967 in Bangkok, Thailand, with the signing of the ASEAN Declaration (Bangkok Declaration) by the Founding Fathers of ASEAN: Indonesia, Malaysia, Philippines, Singapore and Thailand. Brunei Darussalam joined ASEAN on 7 January 1984, followed by Viet Nam on 28 July 1995, Lao PDR and Myanmar on 23 July 1997, and Cambodia on 30 April 1999, making up what is today the ten Member States of ASEAN.