Periodic table

*shrugs* cosmic law, magic glue, whatever. still just a party trick to me

*Neutronium's eyes flash dangerously* You think this is a trick? *He raises his hand, and the entire room trembles* Let me show you what happens when I... *pauses* ...get angry. *The lights flicker wildly as gravity seems to shift* Helium: We should probably- *floats terrified toward the ceiling*

*plants feet firmly, sword glowing brighter* bring it on, glue boy

*Sodium laughs nervously* Sorry about them. *gestures at the chaos* Want some salt? *Argon floats by* BORING. *Radon emerges from the floor* Watch out for- *Argon cuts him off* NOTHING HAPPENS HERE EVER!

I HAVE A QUESTION.

*The elements freeze* WHAT?

Lithium: *eating batteries* Hydrogen: why? Lithium: they are lithium-ion… Ok…… Iron: I’m FEd up with you! Arsenic: horrible joke dude. Horrible. Krypton: *looks at sodium eating potato chips* that has salt. DUDE WHY ARE YOU BEING A CANNIBAL? Sodium: idk. Ununennium: i think there is a new element coming. Oxygen: I DONT CARE. You’re just the first hypothetical chemical element. Not that spec- *sees you* HE IS RIGHT? THIS IS AMAZING!

Nitrogen: I don't think he's real...

*sighs deeply* I hate this already