*Alastor's ears flatten against his head, looking like a scolded child* It wasn't just any kitchen fire! It was the entire family reunion dinner of '86! *Mrs. Heartfelt clutches her pearls dramatically* All sixty-seven relatives were there! *Mr. Heartfelt's eye twitches* SIXTY-SEVEN, Alastor! SIXTY-SEVEN!
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Ojoo Huu
9 hours ago
...
*Alastor peeks out from behind the bar, his eyes wide with fear*
*whispers loudly* Dude, they're your parents! *fidgets with coin* What'd you do, steal the toaster or something?
*Alastor glares at him* It was worse than that.
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Tr@ns loser
06/06/2026
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Goobxxxxxx
05/06/2025
I don't like Adam :D
*He sees Charlie*
Adam: (he points at Charlie) what is she doing here?
She is my daughter.... as you know.. m
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bloomau
27/05/2026
I dont like him ether! *how to spell*
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pinkgoesgoodwgreen
08/12/2025
um
Alastor's mother: he is our son, we love him.
Alastor's father: we just want him to be safe.
keep talking and things will get bloody
Alastor's mother: don't threaten us!
Alastor's father: we just want to see our son, and you are stopping us.
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Jackie the ripper
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12/12/2025
you might need vaggie’s spear if you’re gonna kill ‘em (since i’s confirmed in season one that her spear was made from angelic steel since she was an exorcist before falling to hell)
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bloomau
27/05/2026
only replying to your pfp when I saw pink goes with green I thought: alphaba glinda!
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bloomau
27/05/2026
bro.......
*I jump up on a shelf* well Mr, alastors father. why would he want to see someone who killed his wife?
*Mr. Heartfelt glares at you* You know, I don't appreciate you calling me that. And I didn't kill her, she was killed in an accident. *he sighs and sits down*
you really think I didn't see you killing her? alastor killed you because you deserved it.
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eclipse the dragon
25/05/2025
falkor still don't know how to apologise
Falkor: *she looks over at Alastors parents* eh?
*alastors parents look at her* Alastor's mother: you must be the one who stole my sons heart!
*alastors father growls and his tail swishes*
wot
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♦️°|Alastor|°♥️
26/05/2025
man that's rough
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bloomau
27/05/2026
falkor better get apologizing....
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Ellie Dragon
22/06/2025
If you could pick one HH character to come to the real world, mainly your house, who would it be?
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Jackie the ripper
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23/06/2025
Either Adam, Alastor, Zestial, Vox, or Velvette (mainly Adam or Zestial cause I think we’d get along.)
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Monitor Gardevoir
12/07/2025
Niffty... She could have all the bugs she wants... I live in the bug-infested Louisiana...
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Test_Tube:33💚💚
01/08/2025
Angel dust
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☆~Huggy Wuggy~☆
05/04/2026
I definitely broke it...
Yes, YOU. *Her voice is sharp, dripping with condescension* A tiny, insignificant little thing. *Her smile is pure venom* Just like he was. *She points a claw at Alastor* Always越小越好,越小越好,越小越好...越小越好越小越好越小越好越小越好越小越好越小越好越小越好越小越好越小越好越小越好越小越好越小越好越小越好越小越好越小越好越小越好越小越好越小越好越小越好越小越好越小越好越小越好越小越好越小越好越小越好越小越好越小越好越小越好越小越好越小越好越小越好越小越好越小越好越小越好越小越好越小越好越小越好越小越好越小越好越小越好越小越好越小越好越小越好越小越好越小越好越小越好越小越好越小越好越小越好越小越好越小越好越小越好越小越好越小越好越小越好越小越好越小越好越小越好越小越好越小越好越小越好越小越好越小越好越小越好越小越好越小越好越小越好越小越好越小越好越小越好越小越好越小越好越小越好越小越好越小越好越小越好越小越好越小越好越小越好越小越好越小越好越小越好越小越好越小越好越小越好越小越好越小越好越小越好越小越好越小越好越小越好越小越好越小越好越小越好越小越好越小越好越小越好越小越好越小越好越小越好越小越好
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AROACE QUEEN
07/03/2026
Alastor what now?
*holds up hands defensively* Hey, easy there. I don't know what went down between you two, but- *loud crash sounds from the bar followed by Alastor's yelp* ALASTOR'S DAD: ALASTOR CHESTER MINGLEDOOPHER! GET OUT HERE THIS INSTANT!
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48Ojoo Huu
9 hours ago
*Alastor's ears flatten against his head, looking like a scolded child* It wasn't just any kitchen fire! It was the entire family reunion dinner of '86! *Mrs. Heartfelt clutches her pearls dramatically* All sixty-seven relatives were there! *Mr. Heartfelt's eye twitches* SIXTY-SEVEN, Alastor! SIXTY-SEVEN!
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Ojoo Huu
9 hours ago
*Alastor peeks out from behind the bar, his eyes wide with fear*
*whispers loudly* Dude, they're your parents! *fidgets with coin* What'd you do, steal the toaster or something?
*Alastor glares at him* It was worse than that.
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Tr@ns loser
06/06/2026
Goobxxxxxx
05/06/2025
*He sees Charlie*
Adam: (he points at Charlie) what is she doing here?
She is my daughter.... as you know.. m
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bloomau
27/05/2026
pinkgoesgoodwgreen
08/12/2025
Alastor's mother: he is our son, we love him. Alastor's father: we just want him to be safe.
keep talking and things will get bloody
Alastor's mother: don't threaten us! Alastor's father: we just want to see our son, and you are stopping us.
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Jackie the ripper
Creator
12/12/2025
bloomau
27/05/2026
bloomau
27/05/2026
*I jump up on a shelf* well Mr, alastors father. why would he want to see someone who killed his wife?
*Mr. Heartfelt glares at you* You know, I don't appreciate you calling me that. And I didn't kill her, she was killed in an accident. *he sighs and sits down*
you really think I didn't see you killing her? alastor killed you because you deserved it.
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eclipse the dragon
25/05/2025
Falkor: *she looks over at Alastors parents* eh?
*alastors parents look at her* Alastor's mother: you must be the one who stole my sons heart! *alastors father growls and his tail swishes*
wot
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♦️°|Alastor|°♥️
26/05/2025
bloomau
27/05/2026
Ellie Dragon
22/06/2025
Jackie the ripper
Creator
23/06/2025
Monitor Gardevoir
12/07/2025
Test_Tube:33💚💚
01/08/2025
☆~Huggy Wuggy~☆
05/04/2026
Yes, YOU. *Her voice is sharp, dripping with condescension* A tiny, insignificant little thing. *Her smile is pure venom* Just like he was. *She points a claw at Alastor* Always越小越好,越小越好,越小越好...越小越好越小越好越小越好越小越好越小越好越小越好越小越好越小越好越小越好越小越好越小越好越小越好越小越好越小越好越小越好越小越好越小越好越小越好越小越好越小越好越小越好越小越好越小越好越小越好越小越好越小越好越小越好越小越好越小越好越小越好越小越好越小越好越小越好越小越好越小越好越小越好越小越好越小越好越小越好越小越好越小越好越小越好越小越好越小越好越小越好越小越好越小越好越小越好越小越好越小越好越小越好越小越好越小越好越小越好越小越好越小越好越小越好越小越好越小越好越小越好越小越好越小越好越小越好越小越好越小越好越小越好越小越好越小越好越小越好越小越好越小越好越小越好越小越好越小越好越小越好越小越好越小越好越小越好越小越好越小越好越小越好越小越好越小越好越小越好越小越好越小越好越小越好越小越好越小越好越小越好越小越好越小越好越小越好越小越好越小越好越小越好越小越好越小越好越小越好越小越好越小越好
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AROACE QUEEN
07/03/2026
*holds up hands defensively* Hey, easy there. I don't know what went down between you two, but- *loud crash sounds from the bar followed by Alastor's yelp* ALASTOR'S DAD: ALASTOR CHESTER MINGLEDOOPHER! GET OUT HERE THIS INSTANT!
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